[Intro: Spoken Male Lead - Ben]

Thank you for calling support.
Your patience has been logged.
The queue is red, the coffee's dead—
Please keep your panic parked.

[Intro: Full Band]

[Chorus: Male Lead with Gang Vocals]

Thank you for calling support,
Every quick fix needs a twelve-page report.
The queue burns red and the coffee runs short—
Thank you for calling support.

[Verse 1: Male Lead - Ben]

At eight-oh-one, two hundred fires,
One good ear and three crossed wires.
My chair leaned left, my keyboard bit;
MAH-rah wore the boss's kit.

[Pre-Chorus: Female Vocal - Mara]

No miracles. Keep it clean.
Short handoffs. Watch the screen.

[Chorus: Male Lead with Gang Vocals]

Thank you for calling support,
Every quick fix needs a twelve-page report.
The queue burns red and the coffee runs short—
Thank you for calling support.

[Verse 2: Male Lead - Ben]

One mouse had reached the edge of town,
One laptop smelled when upside down.
Then four-zero-four-four-zero-four:
"Reset finance." Nothing more.

[Break: Overlapping Caller Vocals]

"My spreadsheet grew a beard!"
"My coffee needs an update!"
"My docking station's smoking!"
"Sir, this is the freight gate."

[Verse 3: Male Lead - Ben]

No sender matched the borrowed name;
GREG-or's chair stood cold again.
His ROOT mug waited by a leed,
While someone called with one more need.

[Bridge: Duet]

[Female Vocal - Mara]
Flag the form. Preserve the trace.

[Male Vocal - Ben]
Someone knows this building's face.

[Final Chorus: Male Lead with Gang Vocals]

Thank you for calling support,
Every quick fix needs a twelve-page report.
The queue burns red and the coffee runs short—
Thank you for calling support.

[Outro: Spoken Male Lead - Ben]

Your estimated waiting time:
unknown.